Thursday, September 12, 2013

Alabama youth football stud channels Adrian Peterson, Johnny Manziel in full beast mode

As this video definitely makes the Internet rounds (h/t Big Lead via Busted Coverage), we learn three basic truths concerning the apparent illegitimate of Adrian Peterson and Johnny Football: His name is John David Taylor, he's from Goshen, Ala., and he's unstoppable. That's all we realize, and it's adequate.

The18 wheeler job of No. 11 and stiff arm of No. 12 are usually enough for Saban to knock about the Taylors door through an offer to play for your Crimson Tide in 2020, but upon further review -- and you should watch it repeatedly -- three other great moments:

1) Where's the blocking? Rrt had been Taylor and nine opponents on the near side of the field without the need of teammates coming soon. Maybe they were as often in awe of the run as those of us at home. No matter what, it didn't matter. Zeus himself wasn't going to stop him.

2) You need to love how five would-be tacklers just fell to the floor after witnessing that truck job. They wanted no a part of John David Taylor, and I don't blame them.

3) Whenever a teammate finally lands a block, it's a super late block within the back because the still shellshocked refs signal touchdown and miss the penalty. It's probably a very important thing. There isn't any telling the wrath John David Taylor would've unleashed at that time.